The Czech parliamentary elections have arrived and voting takes place today and tomorrow. If you would like to read about the Czech political parties and the main issues, BBC News has a good summary on their Q&A: Czech election page. There is also a news article about the campaign.
On the Subject of Referendums
As you may have heard, the Montenegrins voted for their formal independence from Serbia in a referendum that was held on May 21. Why am I mentioning this on a Czech Republic blog? First of all, Jeff and I are going to be vacationing in Montenegro this summer, so we’re keeping an eye on what’s happening in the country. Aside from this purely selfish reason, I also wanted to reminisce briefly about the split of Czechoslovakia (or then The Czech and Slovak Federative Republic) back in 1993. There’s a difference between the two separations. The Montenegrins voted. We, the Czech and Slovak people, had no say in the division of the country. We were not asked whether or not we wanted to be divided from each other at all. The politicians decided for us. I will forever wonder if things would have turned out the same had a referendum been held.
Everything Is Possible. Absolutely Everything.
Our gas heater gave us a scare last night, so we decided to call the service place first thing in the morning. This morning, we pulled out the warranty booklet, which listed the name of the store where the heater was purchased, and the name, phone number, stamp and signature of the servisní mechanik who personally installed the heater in our apartment on March 21, 2005 and who was listed under the Important Numbers/Service Center. I’ll call him Mr. Vácha. Below is an abridged version of my phone conversation with him from this morning.
I dial.
On the other end: “Hello?”
It is common for private Czech service providers to answer the phone with a mere “Hello”.
Me: “Is this Mr. Vácha?”
Mr. Vácha: “Yes.”
I introduce myself and continue.
Me: “We bought a gas heater from you a year ago and something happened with it last night. There was a small explosion and we could smell that something had burned. We were wondering if we could get someone to come and take a look at it.”
Mr. Vácha: “You didn’t buy it from me.”
Not a good start. I’m annoyed but keep my cool.
Me: “Proheat on Moskevská.”
Mr. Vácha: “Oh yeah, Proheat. What’s the model?”
I read the model number off to him.
Mr. Vácha: “And what is the heater doing? Are any lights lit on it?”
Me: “The light on the left is lit orange. The other lights are off because we haven’t been using the heater since last night.”
Mr. Vácha: “It’s fine then. If it was broken, all the lights would be off.”
Me: “Yes, but last night the heater made a loud noise and we could smell something burning.”
Mr. Vácha: “What were you doing when it happened?”
Me: “I ran hot water.”
Mr. Vácha: “So run hot water.”
I run hot water.
Me: “The heater’s behaving normally and a light turned green.”
Mr. Vácha: “So it works.”
Me: “Yes, it seems to work, but I’m saying that it looks like something burned inside last night.”
Mr. Vácha: “It must be dirty.”
Me: “Dirty?”
We bought the heater 14 months ago and still consider it new.
Mr. Vácha: “Yes, it may be dusty inside and some dust may have burned.”
Me: “So a gas heater needs to be cleaned yearly?”
Mr. Vácha: “Maybe yearly, yeah.”
Pause.
Me: “I see… Do we need to clean it?”
Mr. Vácha: “Well, I don’t know if YOU should clean it.”
Pause.
Me: “Should we call someone to clean it?”
Mr. Vácha: “I can come on Tuesday and clean it.”
Pause.
Me: “So do you think that it was just some dust that burned and not a wire or some connector inside the heater?”
Mr. Vácha: “Everything is possible.”
Pause.
Mr. Vácha: “Everything is possible.”
Pause.
Mr. Vácha: “Absolutely everything is possible.”
Pause.
I’m starting to feel like Alice in Wonderland.
Me: “Ok, so in your opinion, can we continue to use the heater or not?”
Mr. Vácha: “Well, it works, doesn’t it?”
Me: “Yes, it works, but is it safe to use it?”
Mr. Vácha: “I don’t know. It’s as if you asked me if it’s safe to drive a car.”
Me: “I mean, is it safe to use the heater in the next few days?”
Mr. Vácha: “I said, it’s as if you asked me if it’s safe to drive a car.”
I feel I’m losing it. I start speaking slowly and clearly.
Me: “Based on what I have described to you that has happened, can you tell me if we can use the heater before you come on Tuesday, or do we have to shower somewhere else? We don’t want the heater to blow up on us or something. I’m just trying to understand…”
Mr. Vácha: “I’m trying to explain it to you! It’s as if you asked me if it’s safe to drive a car! I don’t know if you can use it or not. The heater is secured. If something should go terribly wrong with it, it’ll just break. It’s not broken, is it? If all you need to do is draw a bath or take a shower, maybe it’s fine to use it for short times like that. But if you have a five-year old kid, maybe you should turn it off.”
Me: “We don’t have a kid. So I guess we’ll just keep an eye on it and continue to use it and if something happens, we’ll stop.”
Mr. Vácha: “Yeah.”
CSI: From Vegas to Miami
The most watched U.S. television series worldwide is currently CSI: Miami. The show premiers on TV Nova tonight at 9:10 p.m. under its Czech title Kriminálka Miami. It’s going to be dubbed of course, probably very well, considering the overall high quality of Czech dubbing.
I love the original CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (in Czech Kriminálka Las Vegas). I used to watch it in the U.S. and now I occasionally enjoy reruns on TV Nova where the show is in its second season. It must be popular here as well because it was moved to an earlier time a while back and has been aired twice a week. It looks like CSI: Crime Scene Investigation may start taking turns with CSI: Miami from now on. Maybe it’s time I gave the latter a chance.
And what ever happened to CSI: NY with Lieutenant Dan – sorry, Gary Sinise in it? It started around the time Jeff and I left the U.S., so we never saw a single episode. I wonder if it’s any good.